$10 is a big deal to us and if you can find it in your heart (& wallet) to share it, we'll see that some hungry kitties fill their bellies tonight - on you!
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I'm so hungry and this is so awesome. Thank you so much!!! You are so pretty. And very handsome. Isn't food the greatest? And so are you! And we're all so happy! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
Imagine all the things you could buy with $50. No need to, we did it for you. You could buy yourself a pair of bright orange Crocs. You could also nab 10 "I'm Not with Stupid Anymore" trucker hats (because why just stop at just one?) Or you might want to treat that special someone to a box of used, pre-recorded, then erased VHS tapes. The point is, there are obviously lots of great things you can do with fifty bucks. But will any of it make you feel truly good about yourself? (Well, maybe the orange Crocs) but is there anything kinder than feeding a starving animal? You could never walk past a hungry cat with those awesome orange Crocs and think, "Yeah, I chose well." So perhaps you've arrived here to show the world that there are things even more important than glamour (... Cat Food!)
Thanks for your beautiful heart. And for being awesome.
Who are you, Jeff Bezos?! (Seriously, are you? We've been trying to get in touch with him...)
But mam oh man, this is the best gift ever! All us hungry cats & kittens are gonna sleep so well tonight. But first we'll feast and laugh our way into the wee hours. We'll share tales about the splendid person who gave so much. We will meow from the mountain tops, and into the forests so that the story of YOU will be known far and wide. And your magnanimity will live on in our hearts and bellies forever.
With sincere gratitude,
The hungry, homeless, and forgotten cats of Maui
We're dreaming, right? Or...are...we? We know it's a lot to ask for but considering that there are 400 of us very hungry cats, a thousand bucks will buy us about two week's worth of food. Astoundingly, that only comes up to $5 per cat - for an entire month!
Oh, and did we mention that you are also VERY pretty? Well you really are. Not only that, you're super-duper -DUPER handsome.
But that's not all...All $1,000 donors will receive an autographed paw print from one of our island's Community Cats, stained with ACTUAL Maui mud. It might be tricky for us to procure, but we think you're worth it.
First of all, thank you for even stopping by this part of the page. While you're considering how much you can give to the starving cats and kittens of Maui (and how much karma you need to recoup?) we'd like you to have a look at this sweet little kitty. This kitty loves you. No pressure though. Really. (Really, really!)
This would be really great too. Monthly donations help ensure that Maui's hungry cats can count on our ongoing support.
100% of your donations will go toward fixing, feeding and helping the homeless cats of Maui. Volunteers receive no financial compensation (but are richly rewarded by their experience.)
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